As promised, here's a collection of fall recipes I am guaranteed to never take the time to make!
First up, are you looking for a way to get rid of all that extra Halloween candy? (if your answer is no, you already ate it all, then pat yourself on the back -- that's why we're friends!) For those of you with more will power than I, you can turn this:

Into this:
Or, take these:
And make me a whole batch of these:
Again, photos and recipe from the good people at Picky Palate.
While I continue to throw my money away at Starbucks, maybe you'd like to take the DIY approach to delicious hot beverages.
And finally, after you wake up from the inevitable sugar coma, take a stab at these soups. See, that was funny because you can't actually *stab* a soup. Cutlery jokes! THIS is why you visit my blog!
Taco Soup - Paula Deen again. My college roommate used to bring this back for us after her mom made it at home. So good.
I'm not posting pictures for these because they look like throw up. So here's a picture of Paula Deen with the cast of Jersey Shore instead.
Steak n' Shake's chili is worth the crappy service every time. I've made this recipe before, and while it's not dead on, it's still pretty good. And it has coke and chocolate in it??
Well, there you have it. The first edition of "Recipes Molly will Never Make." Tune in later this month for Thanksgiving recipes I will definitely not be bringing to the table.